Good thing you’re out here golfing and I’m not.

Seriously.  I couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn… from 10 yards away.  But that’s ok.

I’m Curt Kempton, the owner of 5 Star Window Care and I got the tips on the sign you just read from the girl who hands out drinks here at Greenfield Lakes Golf Course.  That doesn’t mean that I’m not jealous of you, because I am.  If you’re giving away free golf lessons, call me on my cell phone 480-577-7612. I’d like to hook up with you sometime.

So now you know I’m jealous of you… But I’d venture to say that I could make you jealous of me.  You see, I can clean or tint a window way better, faster, and easier than you can.  I know way too much about glass and it’s manufacturing process, all the way down to the glazing and window making process… And I can clean a window like you wouldn’t believe.  Are you jealous? If you’re not you probably should be.  But in any event– before you pick up the windex and start cursing at your windows next weekend (like you probably did at your golf ball a couple holes back) give me a call.  I’d love to take your jealousy away; having clean windows tends to cure that, you know.

I’ll tell you what: not only will i make your life easier, brighter, and simpler. I’ll give you a special code.  If you call or email us and mention secret code “Golf Course” I’ll credit you $25 on your window cleaning to go toward your next round.

Phone: 480-246-2920
Text: 480-577-7612
email me here

P.S. Text the word “bid” to 411247 and we’ll see if we can’t make your life incredibly easier before you get to the next hole.